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Miss Mariss and Your Summer of Bliss

Oh hey there news feed trollers!

This summer, I will be bringing my awkward charm to the Door County waters where I will enlighten you on countless random fun facts, while also amusing you with my paddle boarding and kayaking abilities. If you are more of a land dweller, I will also be guiding zip-line tours through the exotic lands of Egg Harbor.

So now you cannot complain about how boring your summer is because I know you are tempted to click on all of those conveniently hyper-linked words above to check us out and request me as your guide.

Glad we had this chat. See you there!

Miss Mariss

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