Miss Mariss and Your Summer of Bliss
Oh hey there news feed trollers!
This summer, I will be bringing my awkward charm to the Door County waters where I will enlighten you on countless random fun facts, while also amusing you with my paddle boarding and kayaking abilities. If you are more of a land dweller, I will also be guiding zip-line tours through the exotic lands of Egg Harbor.
So now you cannot complain about how boring your summer is because I know you are tempted to click on all of those conveniently hyper-linked words above to check us out and request me as your guide.
Glad we had this chat. See you there!